It's that time of year...again

The weather is getting warmer and people are starting to shed their excess layers. I'm all for warm weather and the cute outfits you get to wear without having to be all bundled up. But some people need a Dos and Don'ts checklist before they get dressed. Like:
Don't wear short shorts with tights
Don't wear a thong with a jersey dress(because it will look like your ass is eating your dress)
Don't wear high waisted pants if you have a short torso and big boobs OR unless you need to create the illusion of having a waist
Do match you bag and your shoes
Don't wear shoes that you can't walk in/are too big or too small
Don't wear open toed shoes that make it look like your toes are being put through a sausage maker
Do add slip grips inside open toed shoes to prevent unsightly overhang
Don't wear sandals if you have dry, ashy, crusty feet that goes for both men and women

I'm pretty sure I have more Dos and Don'ts...mostly Don'ts but I can't think of them all now.